Schloppy Joe Jr.

The food here is really...funny. I prefer not to go into specifics because it is depressing but let's just say this: If the Ratty and the cafeteria in Billy Madison had a one night stand that resulted in the conception of a cafeteria baby, it might look something like Montgoris Dining Hall at St. John's University (although the hair net gene must be recessive because they're not really into that here...wait, is that illegal?...hmm...probably.) Anywhooo, Odwalla bars have become my addiction and life source. However I am disturbed to see on the package that their headquarters has moved from Santa Cruz to Half Moon Bay. Quite the tragedy.